Use your inside voice, please!
Don’t lick the window!
Stop taking the newspaper from your brother, he’s playing with it.
That’s ok, just put in on my plate, I’ll eat it (Gee, wonder why I have a weight problem!) 🙂
No, you don’t have to wear a coat, it’s warm out (My son has an issue with wearing his winter coat on 60 degree days, but has no issue with wearing no pants or socks around the house all winter long!)
Babies would make great CSIs. Think about it – they can find the tiniest little thing on the floor that both you and the vacuum missed. The only problem would be keeping them from putting the evidence in their mouth…
Still have to file my state taxes. For whatever reason, stupid TurboTax won’t let me download the state forms so I guess I’ll have to do it the old fashioned way. Stupid paper. 😉
Wife. Mom. Cancer Fighter. Friend. Business Owner. I believe life is short, some things just are what they are, and that there are very few problems that laughter won't solve or at least make better. 
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Great post. I especially like Don\'t Lick the Window! Hilarious. check out my site. Think you will like it; maybe blogroll it. 🙂 Blessings, shirley
Great post. I especially like Don’t Lick the Window! Hilarious.
check out my site. Think you will like it; maybe blogroll it. 🙂
Blessings,
shirley