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January 1, 2008 · 10 comments

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Here are my new resolutions:

  1. I will start belching right now
  2. I will start smoking cigars less often
  3. I will start wearing underwear again
  4. I will stop blaming others less often
  5. I will start drinking tequila once a week

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liv January 1, 2008 at 12:38 pm

it\'s probably a good thing i already made my resolutions.

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alejna January 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm

That\'s handy. I haven\'t mustered the energy to make any resolutions, and am pretty cynical about the process anyhow. So \"levitating less frequently\" and \"flirting with my friends\" seem as good a couple of resolutions as any…

Let me know how that belching works out for you.

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liv January 1, 2008 at 7:38 pm

it’s probably a good thing i already made my resolutions.

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flutter January 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm

I will stop meditating right now

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alejna January 1, 2008 at 10:39 pm

That’s handy. I haven’t mustered the energy to make any resolutions, and am pretty cynical about the process anyhow. So “levitating less frequently” and “flirting with my friends” seem as good a couple of resolutions as any…

Let me know how that belching works out for you.

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flutter January 2, 2008 at 12:51 am

I will stop meditating right now

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Loralee January 4, 2008 at 7:07 pm

I started #3 a few months ago.
I loved the commando phase.
However, it just felt like it was time.
Sigh…

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Loralee January 4, 2008 at 7:08 pm

I just realized that perhaps everyone here doesn\'t realize how tongue in cheek I am. I wear underwear. Sorta.

;P

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Loralee January 5, 2008 at 1:07 am

I started #3 a few months ago.
I loved the commando phase.
However, it just felt like it was time.
Sigh…

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Loralee January 5, 2008 at 1:08 am

I just realized that perhaps everyone here doesn’t realize how tongue in cheek I am. I wear underwear. Sorta.

;P

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