Celebrity B.S.

July 18, 2007 · 2 comments

Heidi Fleiss – WTF???  Seriously, she goes from Hollywood Madam to owning a laundromat, some kind of exotic bird thing and is planning on opening a BROTHEL (for women, FYI, all men as employees).  And has anyone noticed how freaky deaky this chick is?  Yipe!  Put on some freaking makeup at least for a television interview.  Just another “celebrity” ex-con who has lost her flippin mind and yet they still put her in the limelight.  Weren’t her 15 minutes up when she went to JAIL??  Ugh.

And I just need to say – Jennifer Aniston – I’ve always liked you, but really? REALLY?  You can take a full shower in 3 minutes and brush your teeth?  Bull.  There is no way on earth you can do that.  No. Possible. Way.  Now, if she’s turning the water off while she brushes her teeth, washes her hair and body and all that, then maybe she could pull it off.  But then that means she’s using 3 minutes of water, not taking a 3-minute shower.   I’ve seen the quote of hers like 20 times and it’s exactly the same – she “takes a 3 minute shower” and brushes her teeth because the amount of water is equivalent to the amount of water some people in Africa have to use all day.  I mean, I appreciate her intent and desire to conserve water, but can we just be honest?  Thanks.

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<![CDATA[flutter] July 19, 2007 at 5:26 am

I prefer to actually clean my body….but then again she is tiny


July 19, 2007 at 12:26 pm

I prefer to actually clean my body….but then again she is tiny


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